Oh WOW thats ALLL?!?!??!?!?!?!

I totally have expensive taste. Champagne taste on a beer budget as the saying goes. Im always trying to shop at the most expensive stores but can rarely buy anything. Sometimes I will just save a couple hundred dollars and go buy like ONE thing. But in the expensive stores you have to pretend you fit in so I will go and just be like UGH NOTHING HERE IS CUTE EXCEPT THIS ONE THING I AM BUYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That always seems to be the best way to handle going into the snobby too-expensive-to-even-breathe-in stores. You just need to pretend to be just as snobby as they are. (Snobby people react well to other snobs. FACT.)





And what is even MORE annoying is when you raheeeaally want something in a sort of expensive store but there is NOTHING that says the price!! WTF?!? So you have no choice but to ask and then they are all "Oh lets seeeee heeerreee.... theeeese jeans aarrreeee... $550." And then you have to pretend like this is NO big deal so you're like, "Oh WOW THAT IS SO MUCH CHEAPER THAN I THOUGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"






The other surefire way to get through these stores is to pretend you're on the phone and keep saying "daddy". Like, "no daddy SAID he would buy me the range rover! I don't WANT that BMW!" or "Daddy, can I have more money cause I'm still shopping thanks love you!" Oh yea that's a good one works every time.


Anywho.

STILL dont know what I'm doing with my life. WHAT IS THE ANSWER??!?!?!?!? Hair, makeup, interior design, music, pastries, start a business, be a doctah??? OMG YALL.

Just say lol

well bye then