Laughing is quite literally my most favorite thing in this whole world. I keep quotes in my phone of funny things I hear and I write down funny blogs, movies, quotes.. whatever. So, I'm going to share some of those things.
This guy has this website/blogish thing: http://www.27bslash6.com/slyseb.html
I found online a few weeks ago. It is REALLY funny, and the link I've given up there will lead you to the page about things his son has said. Including:
"On being asked by a lady in an elevator what he wants to be when he grows up:
'Either a model or a police sniper'."
HILARIOUS.
In other news, my boyfriend doesn't know what some things are apparently. As he has called the hamper a hamster ("Here, put this in the hamster. Or whatever it's called.") and the other day asked me to hand him the "whoopie cushion" when he wanted the bean bag chair.
There are some things I think are funny but I'm not sure why. Which is so interesting to me.
Like Freaky Friday with Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan.
Step Brothers and The Hangover are HILARIOUS.
This is boring.
OH OH ONCE, My dad and I were putting up these blackout curtains in my room, and there were instructions that came with it that were so obvious and my dad said, "Okaaayyy, that's for the retarded group." aaaaaaahhhh lolololololol
good one
Apparently, the other day my almost-3-year-old niece was with some of my family at a restaurant and when the waitress came to the table she said, "I don't want beer but her, and her, and him do." Well done.
more to come cause i know you want it
Sunday, August 15, 2010
The ADS
I signed up with Adsense or something like that. I think I get money for having ads on my blog???? I DONT KNOW BUT I THOUGHT SO SO I DID IT ANYWAY SO JUST IGNORE IT THANK YOU
Workin it OUT/ Today.
Alright yall, so week two is fixin to come right along. The first day of the second week of this dieting thing is TOMORROW. Which means, I'm SOOO getting skinnier by the SECOND.
Claerly I blogged DAILY about what I ate and stuff. Oh also, If you're looking for a workout class, (A GOOD ONE), I go to boxing!! It's SO fun and super hard! I love it. - at Knockout Fitness. It's the greatest place alive.
Anywho, today i'm going to orientation for my school which i REALLY do not want to go to. But "all students must attend" so apparently I'm going anyway. Totally sucks. Oh but I'm not going to cosmo school, I'm going to school for FILM! YAYYY!!!!
I'm like SO OLD YALL. I don't want to mix and mingle with all of the 17 years olds at this orientation! It's really not that serious I don't know what my issue is. Mostly I just wanna stay here and work on music and videos. but WHATEVER. I really should be getting ready to go. heh. In other news I'm pretty sure the music video that I edited for 5 hours last night is gone. Awesome. Oh scratch that, I found it. Ugh guess I gotta go get ready. how lame. well bye
Claerly I blogged DAILY about what I ate and stuff. Oh also, If you're looking for a workout class, (A GOOD ONE), I go to boxing!! It's SO fun and super hard! I love it. - at Knockout Fitness. It's the greatest place alive.
Anywho, today i'm going to orientation for my school which i REALLY do not want to go to. But "all students must attend" so apparently I'm going anyway. Totally sucks. Oh but I'm not going to cosmo school, I'm going to school for FILM! YAYYY!!!!
I'm like SO OLD YALL. I don't want to mix and mingle with all of the 17 years olds at this orientation! It's really not that serious I don't know what my issue is. Mostly I just wanna stay here and work on music and videos. but WHATEVER. I really should be getting ready to go. heh. In other news I'm pretty sure the music video that I edited for 5 hours last night is gone. Awesome. Oh scratch that, I found it. Ugh guess I gotta go get ready. how lame. well bye
Monday, August 9, 2010
Day One: 5:06:07 8/9/10
Alright, Dieting:
I've done this before. Multiple times. But actually stuck with it once and lost 30 pounds! So, at least I do know what I'm doing.
One of my obstacles is that I am a VERY picky eater. As I'm pretty sure I've discussed before, I have a fear of trying new food. I've recently started therapy for this nonsense and I tried my very first carrot about two weeks ago. True story. I also tried my first salad! That is actually genuinely HUGE news and I should definitely announce it to the rest of the world that does not read my blog. (approx. 6,697,254,041 people). (everyone living).
So anyway my general rule about losing weight is:
Eat 1200-1300 calories a day and exercise 5-6 days a week for an hour- an hour and a half a day. This is what I did last time. It works! And actually last time I usually only exercised 5 days a week.
Now, given my unusal eating habit dilemma, it's not hard for me to eat the same thing every day.. and that is what I did. For the most part. After a while I got a nutritionist.
Then gained it all back plus one billion more pounds.
OK now. What to do. Well, first, set a goal. And don't make it too crazy for goodness sakes! You're NOT going to lose 5 pounds a week. Not if you're doing this healthily. What I like to do is make a calendar with how many pounds I can lose a week so I can see the long term goal I'm reaching for. Like this:
Maybe I'll lose more than that, maybe I'll lose less than that. But I know that goal is 100% possible and I like to see what I'm working for.
Now, some people prefer to have a cheat day once a week where they pick one thing they can eat the takes them over their calorie intake needed for their goal weight... I don't like doing that because I feel like it throws me off track. But that's just me. It might work for you. And maybe it'd work for me this time around. WHO knows!
Anyway, I feel like this is getting to be a bit excessive. I'm planning on logging in what I eat and what I did for exercise daily. And giving out tips and stuff that's worked for me in the past. Losing weight is always easier when you have someone to do it with!
Sometimes when i think about it, it seems silly to me. We get to eat at least 3 times a day, how can we want more than that?? But most of us do! lol anywho don't give up! I'm gonna do this and so will you!
:)
I've done this before. Multiple times. But actually stuck with it once and lost 30 pounds! So, at least I do know what I'm doing.
One of my obstacles is that I am a VERY picky eater. As I'm pretty sure I've discussed before, I have a fear of trying new food. I've recently started therapy for this nonsense and I tried my very first carrot about two weeks ago. True story. I also tried my first salad! That is actually genuinely HUGE news and I should definitely announce it to the rest of the world that does not read my blog. (approx. 6,697,254,041 people). (everyone living).
So anyway my general rule about losing weight is:
Eat 1200-1300 calories a day and exercise 5-6 days a week for an hour- an hour and a half a day. This is what I did last time. It works! And actually last time I usually only exercised 5 days a week.
Now, given my unusal eating habit dilemma, it's not hard for me to eat the same thing every day.. and that is what I did. For the most part. After a while I got a nutritionist.
Then gained it all back plus one billion more pounds.
OK now. What to do. Well, first, set a goal. And don't make it too crazy for goodness sakes! You're NOT going to lose 5 pounds a week. Not if you're doing this healthily. What I like to do is make a calendar with how many pounds I can lose a week so I can see the long term goal I'm reaching for. Like this:
Maybe I'll lose more than that, maybe I'll lose less than that. But I know that goal is 100% possible and I like to see what I'm working for.
Now, some people prefer to have a cheat day once a week where they pick one thing they can eat the takes them over their calorie intake needed for their goal weight... I don't like doing that because I feel like it throws me off track. But that's just me. It might work for you. And maybe it'd work for me this time around. WHO knows!
Anyway, I feel like this is getting to be a bit excessive. I'm planning on logging in what I eat and what I did for exercise daily. And giving out tips and stuff that's worked for me in the past. Losing weight is always easier when you have someone to do it with!
Sometimes when i think about it, it seems silly to me. We get to eat at least 3 times a day, how can we want more than that?? But most of us do! lol anywho don't give up! I'm gonna do this and so will you!
:)
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
what is THAT?!?!?!?!?
I am definitely a hypochondriac. I mean, it is just a fact. I hate it when I tell someone I have a headache and they say "well maybe it's cancer. WAHAHAHAHHAHAH LOLLOLL OMG HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!" Well, first off, I do NOT find cancer funny. And secondly, after that all I can do is be terrified i have cancer.
Even when I exercise. (rare occasion) If my heart starts racing too fast i am SURE it is a heart attack. My mind IMMEDIATELY goes, im going to
1. faint
2. be taken to the hospital (HOPEFULLY in time)
and
3. BE IN A COMA! AAAHH!!!!!!
So because I am thinking Im going to be in a coma in my near future from this 30 foot jog I just attempted, I am scared of THAT so my heart starts beating MORE.. it is all just a vicious cycle really.
Also, occasionally when I go to sleep, I end up falling asleep on my arm
This is bad because naturally my arm falls asleep, and I wake up and my left arm is NUMB. My first thought is, "THIS TIME it is a heart attack for SURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Last time this happened to me, I woke up, realized I was having a heart attack,
and I got up to go tell my parents that i needed an ambulance.
But as I was crawling to their room, my arm started to wake up and i realized what was REALLY going on.
Sometimes I figure it is just best to jump to the most extreme conclusion because then at least im always prepared. And usually calm. I think scary movies did that to me. I used to LOVE scary movies but now I literally cannot watch one without being scared of it for about a year after I watch it and then sporadically throughout the rest of my life.
I just can't seem to get them off my mind EVER! Ugh. I showered with my shower curtain open for like ten years after someone TOLD me about the movie Psycho. This is not a joke. And sometimes I think of it still and then I just have to open it!
Well anyway. My dog is whining at me and I don't know why, I'm not even eating anything. (rare occasion)
In other news, I gave my dog a mohawk and he looks absolutely stunning.
I love playing the drums yall and I think I'm going to cosmetology school! Meh how many times have I said THAT!?!?!? But I think I really AM this time.
See yall!!!!
ps i love it in step brothers when he comes down and says, "hey man, did you touch my drumset??" and the guy is like, "..mmno." and he says, "oh thats weird cause it seems like somebody definitely touched my drum set." and will ferrel goes, "yea that IS weird cause I didn't touch it." or something like that it is soo funny idk why I am writing about that. I heard Steve Carrel isn't going to do any more seasons of the office, AND i heard they are gonna continue it without him! I LOOOOVE that show but I can't imagine it without him! Well I am just talking my ears off ok byee
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Even when I exercise. (rare occasion) If my heart starts racing too fast i am SURE it is a heart attack. My mind IMMEDIATELY goes, im going to
1. faint
2. be taken to the hospital (HOPEFULLY in time)
and
3. BE IN A COMA! AAAHH!!!!!!
So because I am thinking Im going to be in a coma in my near future from this 30 foot jog I just attempted, I am scared of THAT so my heart starts beating MORE.. it is all just a vicious cycle really.
Also, occasionally when I go to sleep, I end up falling asleep on my arm
This is bad because naturally my arm falls asleep, and I wake up and my left arm is NUMB. My first thought is, "THIS TIME it is a heart attack for SURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Last time this happened to me, I woke up, realized I was having a heart attack,
and I got up to go tell my parents that i needed an ambulance.
But as I was crawling to their room, my arm started to wake up and i realized what was REALLY going on.
Sometimes I figure it is just best to jump to the most extreme conclusion because then at least im always prepared. And usually calm. I think scary movies did that to me. I used to LOVE scary movies but now I literally cannot watch one without being scared of it for about a year after I watch it and then sporadically throughout the rest of my life.
I just can't seem to get them off my mind EVER! Ugh. I showered with my shower curtain open for like ten years after someone TOLD me about the movie Psycho. This is not a joke. And sometimes I think of it still and then I just have to open it!
Well anyway. My dog is whining at me and I don't know why, I'm not even eating anything. (rare occasion)
In other news, I gave my dog a mohawk and he looks absolutely stunning.
I love playing the drums yall and I think I'm going to cosmetology school! Meh how many times have I said THAT!?!?!? But I think I really AM this time.
See yall!!!!
ps i love it in step brothers when he comes down and says, "hey man, did you touch my drumset??" and the guy is like, "..mmno." and he says, "oh thats weird cause it seems like somebody definitely touched my drum set." and will ferrel goes, "yea that IS weird cause I didn't touch it." or something like that it is soo funny idk why I am writing about that. I heard Steve Carrel isn't going to do any more seasons of the office, AND i heard they are gonna continue it without him! I LOOOOVE that show but I can't imagine it without him! Well I am just talking my ears off ok byee
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Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Well, sometimes you just gotta make a blog.
IN trying to figure out what I want to do with my life, I have discovered that I am not very good at a whole lot. As a kid, I tried BILLIONS of things. But I always quit them. Ever since I was little, I assumed I would just be rich and famous. Or at least rich. I just always wanted to be a Spice Girl and then somewhere down the line i realized I am not one. And not even close to being one.
And even my friends would ask me what I wanted to be. Still just rich.
So now Im living at home, with no job and I'm not in school. Im so afraid of missing some CRAZY opportunity that I dont want to commit to a job. I think of sort of as synonymous to why I always overpack. I'm always thinking "yes I DEFINITELY need to bring my Titans jersey to Florida because what if one of my home town players HAPPENS to be in Florida the same time I am there then i can get an autograph!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing like that has ever happened to me though.
and my parents pay for me to go to school but I don't want to waste money when I don't know why I want to even GO to school. Part of me really wants to do hair and makeup but I'm also afraid of not making enough money. But then I feel like, if I am willing to do the work to be rich, then I WILL BE RICH. Or at least I will be well off. I just have to be the best at whatever I choose. I just don't know what to choose.
Well today I have a drum lesson. Soooo thats what im doing. Oh also I have been cleaning my room like crazy. and organizing. and rearranging. Im OBSESSED with makeovers so I sort of actually enjoy cleaning because it is a makeover for your room.
Today on Oprah is something about a crazy awesome new diet thing. well IM gonna watch it. Oh, it's into the 12 O'clock hour. Gotta do 10 pushups if I'm gonna go with this 10 push ups an hour thing I just invented.
Awesome.
And even my friends would ask me what I wanted to be. Still just rich.
So now Im living at home, with no job and I'm not in school. Im so afraid of missing some CRAZY opportunity that I dont want to commit to a job. I think of sort of as synonymous to why I always overpack. I'm always thinking "yes I DEFINITELY need to bring my Titans jersey to Florida because what if one of my home town players HAPPENS to be in Florida the same time I am there then i can get an autograph!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing like that has ever happened to me though.
and my parents pay for me to go to school but I don't want to waste money when I don't know why I want to even GO to school. Part of me really wants to do hair and makeup but I'm also afraid of not making enough money. But then I feel like, if I am willing to do the work to be rich, then I WILL BE RICH. Or at least I will be well off. I just have to be the best at whatever I choose. I just don't know what to choose.
Well today I have a drum lesson. Soooo thats what im doing. Oh also I have been cleaning my room like crazy. and organizing. and rearranging. Im OBSESSED with makeovers so I sort of actually enjoy cleaning because it is a makeover for your room.
Today on Oprah is something about a crazy awesome new diet thing. well IM gonna watch it. Oh, it's into the 12 O'clock hour. Gotta do 10 pushups if I'm gonna go with this 10 push ups an hour thing I just invented.
Awesome.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Oh WOW thats ALLL?!?!??!?!?!?!
I totally have expensive taste. Champagne taste on a beer budget as the saying goes. Im always trying to shop at the most expensive stores but can rarely buy anything. Sometimes I will just save a couple hundred dollars and go buy like ONE thing. But in the expensive stores you have to pretend you fit in so I will go and just be like UGH NOTHING HERE IS CUTE EXCEPT THIS ONE THING I AM BUYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That always seems to be the best way to handle going into the snobby too-expensive-to-even-breathe-in stores. You just need to pretend to be just as snobby as they are. (Snobby people react well to other snobs. FACT.)
And what is even MORE annoying is when you raheeeaally want something in a sort of expensive store but there is NOTHING that says the price!! WTF?!? So you have no choice but to ask and then they are all "Oh lets seeeee heeerreee.... theeeese jeans aarrreeee... $550." And then you have to pretend like this is NO big deal so you're like, "Oh WOW THAT IS SO MUCH CHEAPER THAN I THOUGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The other surefire way to get through these stores is to pretend you're on the phone and keep saying "daddy". Like, "no daddy SAID he would buy me the range rover! I don't WANT that BMW!" or "Daddy, can I have more money cause I'm still shopping thanks love you!" Oh yea that's a good one works every time.
Anywho.
STILL dont know what I'm doing with my life. WHAT IS THE ANSWER??!?!?!?!? Hair, makeup, interior design, music, pastries, start a business, be a doctah??? OMG YALL.
Just say lol
well bye then
That always seems to be the best way to handle going into the snobby too-expensive-to-even-breathe-in stores. You just need to pretend to be just as snobby as they are. (Snobby people react well to other snobs. FACT.)
And what is even MORE annoying is when you raheeeaally want something in a sort of expensive store but there is NOTHING that says the price!! WTF?!? So you have no choice but to ask and then they are all "Oh lets seeeee heeerreee.... theeeese jeans aarrreeee... $550." And then you have to pretend like this is NO big deal so you're like, "Oh WOW THAT IS SO MUCH CHEAPER THAN I THOUGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The other surefire way to get through these stores is to pretend you're on the phone and keep saying "daddy". Like, "no daddy SAID he would buy me the range rover! I don't WANT that BMW!" or "Daddy, can I have more money cause I'm still shopping thanks love you!" Oh yea that's a good one works every time.
Anywho.
STILL dont know what I'm doing with my life. WHAT IS THE ANSWER??!?!?!?!? Hair, makeup, interior design, music, pastries, start a business, be a doctah??? OMG YALL.
Just say lol
well bye then
Monday, May 10, 2010
So what exactly is this?
The M key on my keyboard is missing. It makes typing really strange.
Well... Ive been trying to decide what to do with my life. All of my friends are graduating college now and I ammm uuhh... not really doing much.
Yall. Ugh. Seriously WHAT am I going to dooo?!?!?
Do you know what I really do not care for? When I go to shoe stores and the people there are like HEY WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? OH THAT CHEAP SHOE WE DONT HAVE THAT BUT LET ME BRING YOU SOME VERY EXPENSIVE ALTERNATIVES TRY THEM ON DONT YOU WANT THEM ALL!??!??!?!?? I'm like, I do not need your help. My brain will tell me what I like and if I wanted an alternate choice I would have picked one out myself. I mean, do they get paid on commission?? Cause thats what it seems like.
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