Funny things (1)

Laughing is quite literally my most favorite thing in this whole world. I keep quotes in my phone of funny things I hear and I write down funny blogs, movies, quotes.. whatever. So, I'm going to share some of those things.

This guy has this website/blogish thing: http://www.27bslash6.com/slyseb.html
I found online a few weeks ago. It is REALLY funny, and the link I've given up there will lead you to the page about things his son has said. Including:

"On being asked by a lady in an elevator what he wants to be when he grows up:
'Either a model or a police sniper'."
HILARIOUS.

In other news, my boyfriend doesn't know what some things are apparently. As he has called the hamper a hamster ("Here, put this in the hamster. Or whatever it's called.") and the other day asked me to hand him the "whoopie cushion" when he wanted the bean bag chair.

There are some things I think are funny but I'm not sure why. Which is so interesting to me.
Like Freaky Friday with Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan.

Step Brothers and The Hangover are HILARIOUS.
This is boring.

OH OH ONCE, My dad and I were putting up these blackout curtains in my room, and there were instructions that came with it that were so obvious and my dad said, "Okaaayyy, that's for the retarded group." aaaaaaahhhh lolololololol
good one

Apparently, the other day my almost-3-year-old niece was with some of my family at a restaurant and when the waitress came to the table she said, "I don't want beer but her, and her, and him do." Well done.

more to come cause i know you want it